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Ideal Order | My Order | Vid Master # | Plank | Chapter | Level | See also | |
1 | 1 | 1 | Prologue | It begins with an Ending | Excel Version | ||
2 | 2 | 67 | Prologue | Rozinante I | |||
3 | 3 | 38 | Chimera | Arrival | Veni Vidi Cursavi | ||
4 | 4 | 2 | Chimera | Arrival | Honk if You're an Underpaid Cyborg | ||
5 | 5 | 3 | Chimera | Arrival | Like Flies on a Corpse | ||
6 | 6 | 4 | Chimera | Arrival | Five Finger Discount | ||
7 | 6 & 51 | 39 | Chimera | Arrival | I'd Rather be a Lutfisk | ||
8 | 8 | 44 | Chimera | Arrival | Things May Happen I | ||
9 | 9 | 41 | Chimera | Arrival | We Dream You | ||
10 & 38 | 9 & 52 | 5 | Chimera | Arrival | Hairy Legs -> goes to either Rozinante III (Pfhor Plank) or Rozinante II (Salinger Plank) | ||
11 | 11 | 53 | Pfhor | On Pfhor Prime | Rozinante III | ||
12 | 12 | 26 | Pfhor | On Pfhor Prime | Sea of Slime can exit to secret level 32, Cow Pushing or to level 15 Molten Dihydrogen Monoxide | ||
13 | 13 | 32 | Pfhor | On Pfhor Prime | Cow Pushing (bonus level) | ||
14 | 14 | 15 | Pfhor | On Pfhor Prime | Molten Dihydrogen Oxide | ||
15 | 15 | 16 | Pfhor | On Pfhor Prime | Deep in the Aardvarks exits to Rozinante IV or Rozinante V. | ||
16 | 31 | 55 | Pfhor | On Pfhor Prime | Rozinante V | ||
17 | 32 | 17 | Pfhor | Fury | Hex Level 73 | ||
18 | 33 | 63 | Pfhor | Fury | Things May Happen | ||
19 | 34 | 42 | Pfhor | Fury | Science Stands Alone | ||
20 | 35 | 56 | Pfhor | Fury | Rozinante VI | ||
21 & 87 | 35 & 81 | 27 | Pfhor | Goethešs Faust | Okefenokee Tourist Trail can exit to level 25 Frog Blasting or level 46 Blasted Frogs | ||
22 | 37 | 46 | Pfhor | Goethešs Faust | Blasted Frogs - very similar to Frog Blasting in terms of goals, secrets and difficulty.Historically, 25 was finished first.Also exits to secret level 47 Breathing Nothing At All or to level 14 Sodding the Logs | ||
23 | 38 | 48 | Pfhor | Goethešs Faust | Breathing Nothing At All (secret level (exploration level played in hard vacuum) exits to either bonus level 49, Canned Air or to level 14, Sodding The Logs | ||
24 | 39 | 49 | Pfhor | Goethešs Faust | Canned Air (secret level) | ||
25 | 40 | 14 | Pfhor | Goethešs Faust | Sodding the Logs | ||
26 & 66 | 41 | 59 | Pfhor | Goethešs Faust | Rozinante IX | ||
27 | 42 | 6 | Pfhor | Mendacium Ex Machina | Bump and Grind | ||
28 | 43 | 35 | Pfhor | Mendacium Ex Machina | Things May Happen V | ||
29 | 44 | 43 | Pfhor | Mendacium Ex Machina | The Ascension Factor exits either to the Salinger Plank level 53, Rozinante IV or to Level 47 This Hurts Less Than uhh | ||
30 | 45 | 47 | Pfhor | Mendacium Ex Machina | This Hurts Less Than uhh .. | ||
31 | 46 | 60 | Pfhor | Mendacium Ex Machina | Rozinante X | ||
32 | 47 | 13 | Pfhor | The Hindmost Creche | Beg, Borrow, and Steal | ||
33 | 48 | 21 | Pfhor | The Hindmost Creche | Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (FUD) | ||
34 | 48 & 83 | 20 | Pfhor | The Hindmost Creche | Wading in Vitriol exits either to level 37 Toadstools, or supposedly to secret level 64, Blasting Cherries (though I don't think so), OR to secret level 76 Eat The Sword | ||
35 | 50 | 76 | Pfhor | The Hindmost Creche | Eat the Sword (secret level) exits to level 37 Toadstools | ||
36 | 84 | 64 | Pfhor | The Hindmost Creche | Blasting Cherries exits to level 37 Toadstools | ||
37 | 51 | 37 | Pfhor | Epilogue | Toadstools -> Final End Screen | ||
39 | 54 | 52 | Salinger | The Salinger Incident | Rozinante II (comes from Hairy Legs) | ||
40 | 55 | 7 | Salinger | The Salinger Incident | Blasted Vent Cores -> goes to either The White Room (Bonus Level) or to Gators of NY | ||
41 | 56 | 28 | Salinger | The Salinger Incident | The White Room | ||
42 | 57 | 8 | Salinger | The Salinger Incident | The Gators of NY -> goes to either 10001 Nordic Nerds (Salinger Plank) or Rozinante V (Pfhor Plank) | ||
43 | 16 | 54 | Salinger | A Look Beneath The Mask | Rozinante IV | ||
44 | 17 | 23 | Salinger | A Look Beneath The Mask | 10001 Nordic Nerds | ||
45 | 18 | 62 | Salinger | A Look Beneath The Mask | Things May Happen II | ||
46 | 19 | 31 | Salinger | A Look Beneath The Mask | People under the Stairs | ||
47 | 20 | 40 | Salinger | A Look Beneath The Mask | Comfortably Numb | ||
48 | 21 | 9 | Salinger | The Pfhor | Exit Door Leads In | ||
49 | 22 | 10 | Salinger | The Pfhor | A Long Walk off a Short Pier -> exit to either secret level Hell Pfhor You or Rozinante VII | ||
50 | 74 | 22 | Salinger | The Pfhor | Hell Pfhor You [bonus level] | ||
51 | 23 | 57 | Salinger | The Pfhor | Rozinante VII | ||
52 | 24 | 11 | Salinger | The Pfhor | Not *this* Again | ||
53 | 25 | 58 | Salinger | The Pfhor | Rozinante VIII | ||
54 | 26 | 29 | Salinger | Distant Orbit | Prize Payment Schedule | ||
55 | 27 | 30 | Salinger | Distant Orbit | Just a little further | ||
56 | 28 | 24 | Salinger | Distant Orbit | Iwannavacuum.Probably has secret exit to "The Dotted Line" and a regular exit to "Things May Happen IV" | ||
57 | 89 | 50 | Salinger | Distant Orbit | The Dotted Line | ||
58 | 29 | 34 | Salinger | Distant Orbit | Things May Happen IV | ||
59 | 29 & 57 | 33 | Salinger | Distant Orbit | Revenge of the Lysol Lady exit either to level 61, Rozinante XI, in the Salinger Plank or to level 55, Rozinante V, in the Pfhor Plank | ||
60 | 58 & 73 | 61 | Salinger | Distant Orbit | Rozinante XI (can branch to Tycho level "Like Home This Ain't II" (do NOT insert chip, do obey Tycho terminal in central NS Hall) | ||
61 | 76 | 12 | Salinger | Fraternus Cernifex | Core Wars | ||
62 | 77 | 19 | Salinger | Fraternus Cernifex | The Tar and Feather Club | ||
63 | 78 | 45 | Salinger | Fraternus Cernifex | Sucking Cherries can exit either to secret level 65, Drinking Vitriol (bonus level) or to Level 36 Hard Vacuum | ||
64 | 79 | 65 | Salinger | Fraternus Cernifex | Drinking Vitriol - This level is identical to level 20, Wading in Vitriol, but with many more enemies to fight.Completing the level takes the player back to level 36, Hard Vacuum. | ||
65 | 80 | 36 | Salinger | Epilogue | Hard Vacuum -> Final End Screen | ||
67 | 85 | 66 | Tycho | Carpe -mumble mumble latin- <- T58.Rozinante IX | |||
68 | 86 | 84 | Tycho | Like home this ain't I | |||
69 | 87 | 72 | Tycho | iwannavacuum II > T17.Tarboi or to 68 (Like Home This Ain't II) | |||
70 | 88 | 18 | Tycho | Tarboi | |||
71 | 60 | 69 | Tycho | Homo Homini Lupis | Like home this ain't II <- 60.Rozinante XI | ||
72 | 61 | 71 | Tycho | Homo Homini Lupis | Core Wars II | ||
73 | 62 | 74 | Tycho | Homo Homini Lupis | With utility bills like the [sic] | ||
74 | 63 | 73 | Tycho | Homo Homini Lupis | Things May Happen VI | ||
75 | 64 | 70 | Tycho | Homo Homini Lupis | The Descension Factor -> 04.Hairy Legs (if you run back up, presumably) | ||
76 | 65 | 81 | Tycho | Homo Homini Lupis | Like home this ain't III | ||
77 | 66 | 77 | Tycho | The Mars on Phfor Prime | Attack Of The Wheenies | ||
78 | 67 | 78 | Tycho | The Mars on Phfor Prime | There's No Place Like Up | ||
79 | 68 | 79 | Tycho | The Mars on Phfor Prime | It's not -my- brain | ||
80 | 69 | 82 | Tycho | The Mars on Phfor Prime | Like home this ain't IV | ||
81 | 70 | 68 | Tycho | Lex Talinois | Bob is everywhere!? | ||
82 | 71 | 51 | Tycho | Lex Talinois | Get Over It (<- bob is everywhere, -> "Break | ||
83 | 72 | 75 | Tycho | Lex Talinois | Break The Sword? | ||
84 | 73 | 80 | Tycho | Epilogue | Lazarus Ex Machina? -> Final End Screen | ||
86 | 91 | 83 | VidMaster | Make It Better Like This | |||
88 | 82 | 25 | Pfhor | Goethešs Faust | Frog Blasting - very similar to Blasted Frogs in terms of goals, secrets and difficulty.Historically, 25 was finished first. exits to secret level 47 Breathing Nothing At All or to level 14 Sodding the Logs | ||
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